Humorous Wedding Speech By A Soldier's Funeral

Thank you! Thank you for that amazing welcome. Thank you all for the great convention that we’ve had. And Chelsea, thank you.

I used intellectual courage to look at the big picture. I had nothing but negative thoughts about the deployment and wanted to send people home as soon as possible. However, my colleague reminded me of some of the upcoming operations we may potentially play a part in and there was a high probability we’d be tasked. I knew that if I set my guys home, one of the Quick Reaction Team’s (QRT) in the AOR would have to pick up the slack, and my team was strategically located in country and had the proper qualifications.

I know none of them will be here today. But I just hope they know I love them and did what I could for them." Chibs paused to wipe the tears from his eyes.

Dear Veterans: Thank you very much for your time, bravery and sacrifice. Thanks to you we are forever free. I for one have a lot of respect for veterans like you. Thanks to you we have peace in America. Thanks to you there’s justice.

Thank you Veterans Veterans do a lot for us by defending our country and our home. We thank them by having a full day dedicated to our veterans. Three reasons that I think veterans should be thanked for are; going out to defend our country when no ones else does, I also want to thank you for demonstrating a great work ethic and doing all of this work for people you don’t even know. The first thing I want to thank you for was for defending our country.

I’m sorry I didn’t write earlier, it’s been hard, and I didn't know how to tell you. I guess I've been thinking a lot since they took dad to war. We never heard back from him, and I have a feeling you and I both know what happened, we just don't want to admit it. Lots of families have been torn apart lately by the chaos, so I thought that there must be an end to it.

After I thought about it for a while, I realized that he said it in a loving way, the same way I have heard him tell my sisters and my mom for so many years. I began to cry harder and continued to cry tell I finally fell

Thank you so much for putting up with me. I have made so many great memories with all of them. Thank you so much for teaching me. I will also miss you.

Everyday I see my friends and fellow soldiers die. I have been here eight months with only one more to go. I cannot wait to leave this god-forsaken place. But George Washington and others would like me to stay to fight for what is right. I can not stay here, for it is unbearable.

I will write you some more tomorrow but right now I have to eat suffer. It’s not as good as your cooking but it is something. So goodbye and remember that I love and miss you so much

What better way to do this than with such deeply felts words of emotion, true feeling, and ultimately

”/ “Not one day has gone by without me thinking of you, remembering. I carry the burden of your death like I would a child. I will carry it till the day I die. Sometimes, I want to die.

I hope this letter finds you well. It has been a while since I have last heard from you. Mom and I miss you here in the home front and we are waiting for the day the war finally ends and you get to come home. While thinking about how hard you and the other soldiers are fighting for us and our country, we wanted to find things we can do on the home front to make things better for when you all return. I know it must be extremely difficult in the war front, but I want you to know that all of us here are doing everything we can to help our nation win the war and bring our troops home.

To All Veterans; To those that have served, from the birth of our great nation to our infinite future. To those that thought more of the lives of others more so than of their own lives. To the families that allow these one-in-a-hundred type men and women to serve and jeopardize their lives for the greater good of this distinguished nation. Today I’m thanking you and will forever be thanking you, for I’m proud to say I’m a free man, rather than under the control of tyranny and dictatorship. You have impacted this great nation in a way that at times is incomprehensible when considering what separates us from other nations across the world.

I wrote a short letter thanking the firefighters and police for helping and saving all those people from the burning building. It went thus: “Thank you Mr. firefighter for keeping me and my family safe. Thank you for saving all those people from the burning building. Thank you for being there when we need you. You are my Hero”.